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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.
Greedy Kiwi This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"
Guns in a garden An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "ForHeavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried theGUNS!!!At 4 A.M. the next morning a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug upthe entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused the man wrote tohis son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. Hisson's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
How do you play Iraqi bingo? How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of... A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look like an interesting fellow, perhaps I could interview you? SCOTSMAN: Certainly... REPORTER: Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name? SCOTSMAN: Well now there's a story. Y'know I deliver the mail round here, but do they call me Donald the Postman? No they don't. You see those fine crofts up on the hill there, well, I built more than half of them myself, but do they call me Donald the Croftbuilder? No, they don't. And did you pass the nets down in the harbour? Well, I made several of them, but do they call me Donald the Netmaker? No, they don't. But, I tell you, a moment's weakness with just ONE sheep ....
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA... An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 witha typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!"The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with anotherwad of Rupees. He handed the same cashier 100,000Rps and put his handout for his $50.45, instead he received $48.78.He questiond bitterly Ooh! vy less !!??" Whereupon the cashier replied"Fluctuations!"He screamed back "FLUCK YOU AMERICANS, TOO!" I'm going back to Delhi!!!
What is brown and has holes in it? What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.
What goes in and out and smells of piss? What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
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