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Why make woman beautiful? Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com
Dating hints for men Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. I used to come here all the time with my ex. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
50/50 relationship How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
man to do situps What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.
exercise at the beach How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
seven course meal What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
I can do better than this! What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
man and E.T What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
man's idea of housework? What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Men and Parking Spots How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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