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stop for a glow worm When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Where in earth have you been! What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!
make a glow worm happy How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
which end of a worm is which How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
police glow worm How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!
Maggot Thatcher! Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Noah's Ark in an apple Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
The Apple Corps! What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
worm's favorite band What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!
Boring! What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
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