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  looking for bookworms

Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!


  What's a glow worms favorite song?

What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!


  He was de-lighted!

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!


  Worm your way out of that one!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!


  A light meal!

What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!


  Because they're wrigleys!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!


  Light ale!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!


  Have you ever tried worm pie?

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?


  Sleep late!

What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!


  What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!




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