Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?"

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?""That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton."Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"

What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara

How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?" "Sure." "Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!" "No shit?" Bruce asked. "Well, hardly any."

How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.