Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.

Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tellsthe second, "Don't cum until I come back", and herushes off to answer the door.After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroomonly to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. Hesays to the second gay man, "I thought you wasn't goingto cum until I came back. The second gay man says to thefirst, "I didn't cum, ........I farted!Sent by Ken "C"

Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.

4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC

Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there"The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartenderasks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek,go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!"

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.