| Visit The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned, where the Jakobs Corporation would like to invit you to experience the splendor of a corporate owned small town kown as Jokobs cove. Any rumors you may have heard about the "undead" walking our streets are completely presposterous and we officially deny them all. If those rumors turn out to be true simply purchase a firearm from the conveniently located Jakobs Brand Vending Machines and aim for the head. Also, would you mind saving our employees? (Non-union only please!). Are you god's ift to gun fights? Think you're the best? Wanna prove it? Then help us celebrate the grand opening of Marcus Bank (a subsidiary of Marcus Corp) by killing hundreds and hundreds of people in Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot, the only competitive areana around where your next of kin can be assured that you're coming back famous...or not at all. (All proceeds are kept by us.) |
